SlurriCrasher

SlurriCrasher - Premium Hemp-Derived Flower

SlurriCrasher is a hybrid hemp strain that brings together the bold flavors of Slurricane and Wedding Crasher, resulting in a smooth, relaxing experience. Known for its grape and berry-forward aroma with a gassy exhale, this strain provides a balanced effect that promotes relaxation without heavy sedation. Fully compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill, it delivers a legally approved hemp-derived cannabinoid experience.

Cannabinoid Profile:

• Total THCA: 17% - 27%
• Total Terpenes: High concentration
• Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool
• CBD: Less than 0.3% (Federally Compliant)

Aroma & Flavor:

• Aroma: Sweet grape and berry with hints of citrus and a creamy, fuel-like finish
• Flavor: Smooth, fruity inhale with notes of dark berries, citrus zest, and a gassy, slightly earthy exhale

Effects & Experience:

• Relaxing and stress-relieving, ideal for unwinding after a long day
• Mild cerebral uplift that keeps the mind engaged while easing tension
• Balanced body relaxation without full couch-lock, making it a versatile choice

Safety & Compliance:

• No detected pesticides or heavy metals
• Free from residual solvents
• Microbial contamination: Not detected
• 100% hemp-derived, federally legal, and lab-tested for purity

SlurriCrasher is the perfect strain for those who enjoy a flavorful, well-balanced hemp experience. Whether you're looking to unwind without sedation or enhance relaxation, this strain offers a premium, legally compliant option with rich flavors and smooth effects.